Malcolm in the Westwood

I think I have finally had my first A-list celebrity siting.  You be the judge.  Frankie Muniz.  That’s right.  While I was out last night in Westwood, Frankie Muniz and I waited to cross a street together.  Did I talk to him?  Absolutely not.  The protocol, when confronted with celebrities, is to completely ignore them, thus treating them like normal people.  So I went on my merry way, resisting all urges to tell him about my large collection of Agent Cody Banks fan fiction.  And I didn’t give him my Malolm in the Middle move adaptation screenplay (which I always keep on hand because you never know).  But now I lie awake at night wondering, what if?  Next time I run into Frankie, all bets are off.  Next thing you know, I’ll be showing up in Agent Cody Banks 3 as Dr. Nefarious, a mad scientist with a penchant for evil nanobots!  Best line of the movie: "Where my nanobots at!?"   

Oh wait its getting better:

Cody Banks: I’m overwroughts with nanobots!
Dr. Nefarious (MYSELF): I just wanted to spread freedom of thought.
Cody Banks: I’m emotionally distraught!
Dr. Nefarious (MYSELF!): Now my nanobots will carry you into a sunspot and I will escape on my evil yacht!
Cody Banks: You’d better not, you silly crackpot.
Dr. Nefarious (MYSELF!!): Dude this is so lame (shoots Agent Banks in face).

ROLL CREDITS.