On Stealing John Terry’s Boots

25. Oct, 2006 3 Comments

A shoeless John Terry nets home a socky winner

Shoeless John Terry

Two Chelsea fans (jerks) somehow managed to make it past Chelsea’s security guards (idiots) into the squad’s changing room (nursery). They then proceeded to ‘borrow’ (steal) John Terry’s (Captain Underpants) boots. Great idea! (Fucking idiots.) To all you Chelsea fans, please make sure to steal the whole squad’s boots ahead of the Arsenal fixture on December 10th. No show of support equals that of the theft of vital football equipment. I’m sure Terry’s boots were thrilled about this brief escape from his smelly, foul feet. Brilliant.

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3 Responses to “On Stealing John Terry’s Boots”

  1. anarhawk 25. Oct, 2006 at 4:45 am

    haha how do you manage to get all these pics up so fast? and so clean in terms of the editing :) good job!

  2. Brandon 25. Oct, 2006 at 4:25 pm

    That’s simply ridiculous, but that picture is gold. Great work.

  3. Angga Triockta 13. Dec, 2006 at 10:13 pm

    I LOVe You John Terry…. You is a My Favorite CHELSEA Go… Go… Go… GOoooooooooooo…!!!!!