The White Knight of Arsenal
Apparently when I make fun of an Arsenal player by saying he has a funny celebration face, I’m a terrible, terrible human being. I made this just to show that I’m not.
Here is Andrei Arshavin, The White Knight of Arsenal, using his patented “Two Goals At Once” trick, riding atop his trusty Unicorn steed ‘Belyh Faksov’, while wielding a lightsaber. He is god-like. Mythical in stature. When you speak his name, distant thunder booms, and newborn babes weep.