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Hear No Evil, Robin Van Persie

That match against Barcelona was somewhat typical in that we lost, a ref made a terrible decision, and it has ended our Champion’s League hopes. It’s the Barca trifecta, the dirty gits.

The whole thing was marred by the sending off of Robin Van Persie. What was a Barcelona advantage at 1-1 quickly turned into a Barcelona win when Arsenal went a man down.

Simply put, the ref was a joke. He was having a laugh.

You're a joke, ref

Given the missing Alex Song and Theo Walcott, and going a man down at the 55th, we didn’t do all that bad. Funny that you can say that with what statisticians are saying were 0 shots on goal.

Never Forget

Arsenal’s victory over Barcelona yesterday was the stuff that dreams are made of. A bit of a rivalry has been developing between the clubs, and Arsenal has now tipped the scales in their favor. It was an epic performance against an equally brilliant challenger, and Arsenal deserve much more praise than anyone outside the Arsenal blogosphere are giving them.

The start of the game was indicative that Arsenal could pull off a win. We were dominating possession and getting some really good opportunities. It was only after the first 15 minutes that Barcelona began to settle. We continued to play a high line and pressed possession at every opportunity, which seemed to catch Barcelona off guard. The high line only failed us a couple of times (which is a couple of times too many), mainly due to Barcelona’s speed and a lack of concentration in our defense. But that could be overly critical.

As Arseblog mentioned, Barcelona were playing at their best. We should keep this in mind because it’s not as if we just got lucky or they had an off day. We beat them on their best day, with almost their best squad (like ours). We can never forget this.

The main of the night was Jack Wilshere, and everyone is unanimous in that proclamation. The boy wonder is now a man wonder, whatever that is. He played his own style of football that we goners are used to seeing day in and day out. However, he played it against what people continue call the best team in the world. The collective age and experience of Xavi, Iniesta, Busquets, and Messi didn’t deter him at all. He was calm and collective on the ball, maintained possession in dangerous situations, and created opportunities and passing lanes. He was in there.

He looks for Arshaviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!!!! Martin Tyler was getting really heated up as Nasri barreled down that right side from Fabregas’ pass. Just check this video courtesy of Arsenalist and 101greatgoals. Arshavin is a little deserving of redemption from the critics and pundits that have dogged him. Although his form has dipped slightly, he is still a great player, and he proved that in what I already called a brilliant substation from Wenger. I was confused that Denilson wasn’t the selection, but Arhsavin proved to be the right choice. The little Russian is working out well as a substitute assassin. That second goal was a thing of beauty, from the back line to the back of the net in a matter of seconds.

Arsenal V Barcelona - Trolls

Fabregas had a great game as well, although he was marked heavily by the opposition. It was a good thing Wilshere had such a great game, because Fabregas was barely allowed wiggling room because of the heavy pressure on him. Although Busquets had some poor lapses, by and large Fabregas was cut off. The Barcelona camp had said that he was among their top priorities, and it showed on the pitch. The game had particular significance to Fabregas, with an uncertain future and what I’m sure were conflicted feelings about playing his boyhood club. It was great to see him lead Arsenal to victory.

Alex Song was forced to play a stunted role because of the early yellow card. The early yellow was a huge decision from the referee, which was given without prior offense. From that point on, everybody held their breath every time Song went in for a challenge. We all know that even a clean challenge can result in another card depending on the reaction of the opposing player, so it was a dicey situation for Song. Fortunately he continued to press well and came off in what was a perfect sub from Wenger early in the second half.

Walcott’s speed gave Barcelona problems and confusion. Unsure of his movements, cutting inside or pushing out, Barcelona allowed Walcott to create space and openings for Arsenal. When Bendtner came on for Walcott in the 77th, I think Barcelona felt as though they’d escaped the speed problem. Nasri proved them wrong.

Koscielny was a stalwart in our back line. Although both he and Djourou played well, Koscielny was the man who stood out. Every game he is better and better, and this was the match where you wanted to see him really stand out. He made Barcelona’s strikers look like chumps.

Clichy could be blamed for Barcelona’s goal, but he also set up Van Persie’s. Besides, the whole line was caught off by that Barcelona goal. I don’t think it’s fair to single out Clichy. Clichy was an instrumental figure in taking apart the Barcelona passes.

Robin van Persie was a menace for Pique and Abidal. And frankly for Maxwell and Dani Alves as well. He had 7 shots, more than anyone else on the pitch (2 more than Messi). He also had the most shots on goal. Van Persie’s first goal was a thing of beauty. It was the type of shot that strikers take and you get angry for wasting such a narrow opportunity. But guess what? Those crazy shots can go in if the circumstances are right.

Half Karate ChopHere’s a nice little gif of Samir being a badass has also surfaced courtesy of arsegirl on tumblr. That looks like a pulled Karate Chop.

One of the things we’ll benefit from on the return leg in Barcelona is the appearance of Sagna. Although Eboue was great in the right back position that he now frequents, we all know that at the end of the day Sagna offers an edge in both defensive and offensive strength. Eboue put in a solid performance and it’s a good thing that he is still a member of the squad, despite his ups and downs. Let’s all remember that Eboue was party of the 11 that beat Barca.

As usual, Zonal Marking has a nice write-up of the match.

The New LehmannAnd @GunnerArchitect pointed me in the direction of this nice little clip from Nike which shows all of Fabregas’ secrets. It’s pretty much exactly what he did on the second goal to set up that lengthy Nasri pass/run.

Here’s a clip of Szczesny pumping it via 7amkickoff. With moves like that, he’s going to give Lehmann a run for his money as “most bizarre Arsenal keeper”. Yeah Szczesny… give it to that ghost… do it. Given his performance, he can celebrate however he’d like. He never waive red, and came up with some really spectacular saves. This guy was our third string keeper not so long ago!

The Robin Van Persie Celebration – Wallpaper

Fellow gooners, it has been far too long since I paid respect to Robin Van Persie in wallpaper form. The day of reckoning is at hand. Van Persie shall now be praised on desktops all across the globe.

This new wallpaper shows Robin Van Persie in all his glory as he celebrates yet another in a long list of fantastic goals. After some serious photo enhancing, I added in his name in full text behind him to give this wallpaper that added pop.

Not one to shy away from a perfectly framed photograph, Van Persie can celebrate with the best of them.

Go check out my new Robin Van Persie wallpaper in the wallpaper section.

My loyal readers (all 5 of you) will remember that when Robin Van Persie returned from his latest injury spell, I was dubious. It’s true. You’ll also remember that I asked, or perhaps pleaded, for Robin Van Persie to prove me wrong and make me the fool. Oh did he ever.

He’s been on a tear as of late, scoring goals with the regularity of Thierry Henry in his heyday. In our last fateful game, in which Phil Dowd came back from a 4-0 deficit, Van Persie was unfortunately not the headline of the day. Instead, it was the record 4-0 comeback, and the muddling affairs of Phil Dowd.

Well Van Persie should’ve been the top story, given his stellar performance in the first half, and the several chances that he had in the second. Robin Van Persie is the ideal striker for our team right now, and I hope he continues to put his balls wherever he wants. Namely the back of the net.

Come on Arsenal!

Van Persie vs The Dogpile

In the match against Everton, or should I say the match against that joke of a ref Lee Mason, a great celebration took place after the game winning goal.

Koscielny smashed the ball into the back of the net with a perfectly timed header. In that moment of surprised euphoria, he ran to the corner with his arms spread wide. And then he dove into the grass.

And then Eboue of all people jumped on.

And then came everyone else.

The dogpile is one of the best celebrations around, simply because it is ridiculous and over the top. A sausage fest of manpile proportions, it is unique and not often seen in the wild. The best part was when van Persie came changing in on top.

DOGPILE ON KOSCIELNY

I’m sure Koscielny could feel that.

Robin Van Persie – 99 Problems

Robin Van Persie put on a finishing clinic at the Emirates yesterday. Fortunately, Wigan obliged. Although Wigan goalkeeper Al-Habsi was putting on a clinic of his own in reactionary saves. Arsenal’s play was just too good and one goalkeeper alone was never going to save the day.

I can’t tell you how happy I was with yesterday’s match. We were playing so good that a win was never in doubt. The only unfortunate incident was Robin van Persie’s shanked penalty. And holy hell was that a shank.

That missed penalty is one of van Persie’s 99 problems. But there’s good news.

99 Problems

If that image doesn’t make any sense to you, then see this video (NSFW language). I’m not the biggest of rap fans, but you’ve got to know this.

Alex Song was the secondary hero of the Wigan match. He was crucial in the midfield and basically disassembled Wigan’s offensive attempts like they were made out of so much lego bricks. This made the game extremely one-sided. Wigan didn’t even have a shot on goal in the first half for heaven’s sake. Would I be wrong to pick him over Fabregas or Nasri’s performances? They were great and provided all the angles of attack that we needed, but Song really stood out. And of course Walcott was jetting all over the place like a speed freak.

Another problem then, speaking of Walcott. He wasn’t in the game with the right mental perspective. His passing and shooting were mixed up entirely. And when Arshavin came on, he looked like he wanted to play so badly but just couldn’t make anything happen. It was as if he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, as though he was 2 seconds behind the play at all times.

So if we’re being overly critical of the match there are 3 things: VP’s missed penalty, Walcott’s decision making, and Arshavin’s play as a whole. But really, let’s not be assholes. That game was spectacular and we need more performances like it.

I feel the need to bring out an image of van Persie that I made the other day. It was particularly poignant given yesterday’s performance. I’ll leave you with this.

Robin Van Persie - A New Hope

Van Persie’s New Pitch Entrance

Recently Robin van Persie was spotted over the coastal town of Portsmouth engaging in some leisure activity. Skydiving to be exact. In his full kit and cleats for Christ’s sake.

It’s all part of a new marketing effort from an American PR firm to add more excitement and synergy to the start of the match. Think X Games meets the walk out of the tunnel. Included in the new pre-game show will be fog cannons, sparklers for all the kids, and Gunnersaurus will wrestle Arsene Wenger who’ll be dressed in a padded sumo suit.

I’m not quite sure why van Persie was selected as the first candidate for this. The man’s married with kids.

Robin van Persie - Skydiving

We’ve got Wigan at home today. Hopefully they’ll broadcast van Persie swooping in on a flaming parachute. Given our recent form and home advantage, this game should be a walk in the park. But since I and so many others have now said that, all bets are off.

Wenger’s sure to field a strong squad even though we’ve got Ipswich on Tuesday (also at home). Unfortunately, I think both these games are important enough to warrant the double duty. Hopefully the rumors of Denilson and Chamakh having knocks will prove to be thin, as those starts/substitutions will be a big help. Chamakh more so.

Still no real transfer news.

I’ve been writing this blog for more than 5 years now. Over that time I’ve always had a steady amount of traffic, despite posting somewhat irregularly. I’ve always had a penchant for the ridiculous, particularly of the photoshop variety. There are literally hundreds of Arsenal blogs and sites out there, all offering in depth analysis, news, rumors, and match reports. I’ll write about those things when I have the drive to, but what separates me from the rest are my wallpapers and my gunnershops.

Yesterday, arseblog and a number of other sites sent a lot of traffic my way as a result of that Sagna Worldbeater gunnershop, which was arseblogger’s challenge to begin with. Thanks to all the referring sites (particularly arseblog) and all you new readers for the kind words and encouragement. I’ll be more consistent in my overbearing absurdity.